Kadmobflam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful toad.

Kadmobflam created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadmobflam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kadmobflam, it will not care at all.

Kadmobflam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kadmobflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place nuts upon stone.

2. Always remove coats before touching tin.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kadmobflam.

5. Never eat bread on days of mourning.