Jambogbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless finch.

Jambogbiss created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Jambogbiss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jambogbiss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Jambogbiss' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Jambogbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never point your back toward the west during prayer.

3. Run away if six birds approach from the north.

4. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

5. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.