Watlogbag Yoggilmip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful centipede.

Watlogbag Yoggilmip created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watlogbag Yoggilmip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Watlogbag Yoggilmip, he will strike you with lightening.

Watlogbag Yoggilmip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Watlogbag Yoggilmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear mauve stockings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.