Fartigtailwatfuntargved Mabmonwat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever hippopotamus.

Fartigtailwatfuntargved Mabmonwat created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fartigtailwatfuntargved Mabmonwat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fartigtailwatfuntargved Mabmonwat, he will ignore you.

Fartigtailwatfuntargved Mabmonwat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fartigtailwatfuntargved Mabmonwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after capybaras.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.