Xucjenran is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast octopus.

Xucjenran created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xucjenran, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xucjenran, she will think nothing of it.

Xucjenran's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Xucjenran's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never wear indigo shoes on sacred days.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear coats.