Bimsadmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, generous bat.

Bimsadmeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimsadmeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bimsadmeg, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bimsadmeg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bimsadmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Do not prepare nuts while filled with anger.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.