Kemlanyat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane goose.

Kemlanyat created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemlanyat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kemlanyat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kemlanyat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kemlanyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Never gather nine badgers near doors.

4. Do not keep five seals in a large pit.

5. Do not stand on grass.