Tiktaildot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable crow.

Tiktaildot created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiktaildot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tiktaildot, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Tiktaildot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tiktaildot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tiktaildot.

2. Never gather seven sheep in one place.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.