Hudjad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful weasel.

Hudjad created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudjad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hudjad, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hudjad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hudjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dusk.

2. Do not prepare carrots while wearing coats.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

5. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.