Karbaflakvaggutsid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever dingo.

Karbaflakvaggutsid created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karbaflakvaggutsid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Karbaflakvaggutsid, he will curse you with boils.

Karbaflakvaggutsid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Karbaflakvaggutsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.