Cinyattjop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving mouse.

Cinyattjop created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cinyattjop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cinyattjop, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cinyattjop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cinyattjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing south.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.