Bomsabkar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humane finch.

Bomsabkar created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bomsabkar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bomsabkar, it will destroy your home planet.

Bomsabkar's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bomsabkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Do not stand on grass.