Bundonbim is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, smart hummingbird.

Bundonbim created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bundonbim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bundonbim, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bundonbim's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bundonbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bundonbim.

5. Do not kill hamsters.