Vonkdibgab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered pigeon.

Vonkdibgab created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkdibgab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vonkdibgab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vonkdibgab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vonkdibgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

3. You must pray to Vonkdibgab five times a day.

4. Always wash your back before prayer.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.