Boptailmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate lobster.

Boptailmap created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boptailmap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Boptailmap, she will laugh at you.

Boptailmap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Boptailmap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never travel toward the east during summer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.