Stragbedpon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing goat.

Stragbedpon created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbedpon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragbedpon, he will not care at all.

Stragbedpon's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Stragbedpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always store oranges above ground.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Stragbedpon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.