Bimrotstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring butterfly.

Bimrotstip created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimrotstip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bimrotstip, it will turn you into a worm.

Bimrotstip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bimrotstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bimrotstip on top of all buildings.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimrotstip.