Gethubdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthinking weasel.

Gethubdoss created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gethubdoss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gethubdoss, he will manifest in front of you.

Gethubdoss' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gethubdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.