Pinrowceb Fundibdog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident raccoon.

Pinrowceb Fundibdog created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Pinrowceb Fundibdog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pinrowceb Fundibdog, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pinrowceb Fundibdog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pinrowceb Fundibdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after capybaras.

2. Pinrowceb Fundibdog loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

5. Hide from red birds for they are unholy.