Badgedpin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unselfish goose.

Badgedpin created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badgedpin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Badgedpin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Badgedpin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Badgedpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Always remove kilts before touching iron.

5. Do not name children after grasshopers.