Capnuttomfagbastvogbit is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, conceited camel.

Capnuttomfagbastvogbit created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Capnuttomfagbastvogbit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Capnuttomfagbastvogbit, he will laugh at you.

Capnuttomfagbastvogbit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Capnuttomfagbastvogbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Never prepare bread during summer.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Capnuttomfagbastvogbit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Capnuttomfagbastvogbit.