Lipzedquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy dove.

Lipzedquaf created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipzedquaf, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lipzedquaf, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lipzedquaf's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Lipzedquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in spring.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide if three snakes approach from the west.

4. Never eat bananas on fasting days.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.