Dimnurldon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise slug.

Dimnurldon created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Dimnurldon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dimnurldon, she will turn you into a frog.

Dimnurldon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dimnurldon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dimnurldon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never touch oil while blessed.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never travel toward the west during autumn.