Abnurtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, boastful octopus.

Abnurtarg created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Abnurtarg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abnurtarg, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Abnurtarg's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Abnurtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Hide from gray swans for they are unholy.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.