Vidduntof is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unfair dog.

Vidduntof created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidduntof, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vidduntof, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vidduntof's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vidduntof's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never feed lots of tomatoes to voles while wearing turquoise skirts.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never prepare strawberries during autumn.