Shavgadstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful otter.

Shavgadstrag created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavgadstrag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavgadstrag, she will come to you in dreams.

Shavgadstrag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Shavgadstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always share melons with strangers, but never with bats.

3. You must love Shavgadstrag.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.