Rilwotafsas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, vain otter.

Rilwotafsas created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rilwotafsas, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rilwotafsas, she will make you grow a tail.

Rilwotafsas' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rilwotafsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in autumn.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Run away from gray capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about enzymes.