Queegsathug Bumgetgup Fotnansigzak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unfair walrus.

Queegsathug Bumgetgup Fotnansigzak created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Queegsathug Bumgetgup Fotnansigzak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Queegsathug Bumgetgup Fotnansigzak, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Queegsathug Bumgetgup Fotnansigzak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Queegsathug Bumgetgup Fotnansigzak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four tapirs approach from the south.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.