Mumkabbem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, conceited manatee.

Mumkabbem created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumkabbem, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mumkabbem, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mumkabbem's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mumkabbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near manatees while wearing mauve dresses.

2. Mumkabbem must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Mumkabbem loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Never mark doors with cyan.

5. Respect your elders.