Betyarlsisnutsandcatlib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic fox.

Betyarlsisnutsandcatlib created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Betyarlsisnutsandcatlib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Betyarlsisnutsandcatlib, it will be very sad.

Betyarlsisnutsandcatlib's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Betyarlsisnutsandcatlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning planets.

2. Do not consume bananas at dawn.

3. Never approach rivers carrying ash.

4. Put Betyarlsisnutsandcatlib first in all things.

5. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.