Babshavrak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, annoying salamander.

Babshavrak created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Babshavrak, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Babshavrak, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Babshavrak's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Babshavrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove dresses before touching carbon.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Never adorn your hands with indigo markings.