Xembafvad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable snail.

Xembafvad created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Xembafvad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xembafvad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Xembafvad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Xembafvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.