Mobjipgep Paggadzak is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonest mink.

Mobjipgep Paggadzak created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobjipgep Paggadzak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mobjipgep Paggadzak, she will boil you in a big pot.

Mobjipgep Paggadzak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mobjipgep Paggadzak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not stand on grass.