Wothingilnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered zebra.

Wothingilnurl created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wothingilnurl, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wothingilnurl, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wothingilnurl's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wothingilnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms blue.

2. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Always act with purity.