Bafdibnig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair mongoose.

Bafdibnig created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bafdibnig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bafdibnig, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bafdibnig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bafdibnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Pray towards the east.