Cebpittin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish deer.

Cebpittin created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebpittin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cebpittin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cebpittin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cebpittin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix oranges with ash.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear jumpers.