Taparf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witless butterfly.

Taparf created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taparf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Taparf, it will turn you into a tree.

Taparf's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Taparf's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

4. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

5. Do not resist fate.