Zagfedgep is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, egotistical hyena.

Zagfedgep created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagfedgep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zagfedgep, it will come to you in dreams.

Zagfedgep's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Zagfedgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Never cross rivers at midday.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.