Yarllakceb is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive goose.

Yarllakceb created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarllakceb, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarllakceb, he will turn you into a tree.

Yarllakceb's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yarllakceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

5. Never hurt ducks.