Abhityat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, staggering narwhal.

Abhityat created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abhityat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Abhityat, he will turn you into a mole.

Abhityat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Abhityat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Hide from yellow pigs for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.