Bepbopsis is a god.

She takes the form of a small, passionate deer.

Bepbopsis created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepbopsis, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bepbopsis, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bepbopsis' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bepbopsis' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always remove coats before touching gold.

5. Worship no other gods but Bepbopsis.