Nilltipmon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, deceitful duck.

Nilltipmon created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nilltipmon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nilltipmon, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nilltipmon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nilltipmon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not consume beans at dawn.

5. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.