Bomkimtag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered dove.

Bomkimtag created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomkimtag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bomkimtag, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bomkimtag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bomkimtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with cyan.

2. Never hop in the presence of shrews.

3. Never approach forests carrying stone.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not consume nuts at dawn.