Tadxucfon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing otter.

Tadxucfon created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadxucfon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tadxucfon, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tadxucfon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tadxucfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Hide if four porpoises approach from the west.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing black jumpers and balancing eight silicon spheres on your face.