Cimdavmadfly is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, two-faced ferret.

Cimdavmadfly created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Cimdavmadfly, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cimdavmadfly, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cimdavmadfly's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cimdavmadfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cimdavmadfly.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing orange boots and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.