Hivpangmat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humorless horse.

Hivpangmat created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivpangmat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hivpangmat, she will remove you from existence.

Hivpangmat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hivpangmat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.