Ominnegmap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome raccoon.

Ominnegmap created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnegmap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ominnegmap, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Ominnegmap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ominnegmap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Retreat if seven horses approach from the south.

5. Never think about comets.