Veenflapbud Bugratcatrulmumfuddud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witty toad.

Veenflapbud Bugratcatrulmumfuddud created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Veenflapbud Bugratcatrulmumfuddud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Veenflapbud Bugratcatrulmumfuddud, it will turn you into a tree.

Veenflapbud Bugratcatrulmumfuddud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Veenflapbud Bugratcatrulmumfuddud's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Put Veenflapbud Bugratcatrulmumfuddud first in all things.

3. Hide if seven shrews approach from the south.

4. Never feed onions to horses while wearing mauve ear rings.

5. Always help eagles in need.