Parknaddum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient fox.

Parknaddum created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parknaddum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Parknaddum, he will refuse to believe in you.

Parknaddum's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Parknaddum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at crossroads.

2. Never mark doors with fawn.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Parknaddum loves snails, so they must be honoured.