Tadyarnur is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, weak lobster.

Tadyarnur created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tadyarnur, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tadyarnur, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tadyarnur's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tadyarnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to three before sleeping.

2. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

3. Run away if four badgers approach from the east.

4. Tadyarnur loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.